Arlene Golonka as Tina
|Mistress of Bill Mulheron, an old friend of Archie from years ago who's obsessed with looking young; reveals to Archie at Kelsey's, as Bill, who went to the men's room, that she is actually a call girl|
|Domestic partner(s):||Bill Mulheron (mistress of)|
|Appeared on:||All in the Family|
|Episodes appeared in:||"Oh Say Can You See" in Season 3|
|Character played by:||Arlene Golonka|
When Tina, a young attractive lady who's to meet Bill Mulheron (Larry Storch), who's an old buddy of Archie who was a high school classmate of his, at Kelsey's Bar. Bill, one who's obsessed with his looks, tries to stay young-looking for the ladies. Bill, who is the same age as Archie, looks twenty years younger.
When Archie starts to feel envious of his old friend because of his youthful look, and how Bill has managed to attract a sexy young woman such as Tina to bed with, Archie's impression is about to be shot down when Tina reveals, while Bill is in the bathroom, that she's actually a call girl whom the already-married Bill pays for, and cheats on his wife regularly with.
When Tina reveals to Archie that she's a "working girl", Archie responds "And today you're working for Brad, huh?" as she replies, "Well, yeah. Well, he pays. I mean, why else would I go out with him?" as Archie responds "Oh, what do you know about that? A beautiful-looking young girl like you."
When a shocked Archie responds "You ought to be ashamed of yourself! Does your mother know what you're doing?" Tina wittily replies, "Yes, she does. Does your mother know what you're doing?"